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Haiku #4

This is a collaboration haiku.

A WHAT?

A collaboration, is what I said.

On being fancy and starting a new life.

At a precipice

With Martinelli's in stow

On we boldly go.

prepare yourself for a night of long distance slow-dancing.

Sorry I don't post much, whatchu gonna dowabouddit?

Last weekend was Senior Ball, so here are some of ze pictures, hmm?

Curly hair with the awesome date Harry

yeah, you know I like to pose

Aren't me and the Gato just precious?  I think we do vintage good 

Ok, they both look great in this picture and I look like the madre with a few too many bloody maries, sooo that's that.

*Louise's 50's dress + target heels

My high school career will be officially over in one week, so that either means more blogging or zero blogging, we'll see.

epileptics use with caution

I'm back finally (actually got back yesterday but haven't had time etc...)

4 days spent in isolation indoors with my family is no way to be. NEVER AGAIN! Hopefully I'll get into some type of college, even if it's clown school that's good enough for me because at this point I need to leave this place. Senioritis? Check

Last night I got a late night call from Lauren to go over to her house and I was all "You crazy?" but then I remembered that this is just what other people would call chilling with my brahs so then I switched to my surf bum voice and was all "Chyeah brah, I'm down".

So actually yeah, basically that's that. (<- all of my favorite phrases in one sentence, can you believe it!) Was HELL OF excited to see Aaron and other cool kids club kids etc...

And now some pictures from last night, hm?

Ah, so badass in the leather jacket right? Haha ha. No. not really, but I can pretend right? Also, yes, I've been known to doctor photos for my own benefit/safety. (I don't know who reads these things okay?)

Yes, we are a rowdy crowd, causing hella chaos yaknowwhatimsayin?

"She looks like and old lady in China town"

SADIE! I don't know what it is about Lauren's dog that strikes me as so interesting because she's like my favorite of all my least-favorite dogs. As for the old lady in China town thing, so true, so true.

Oh yeah, we went a little photobooth crazy for some time. This was around 3-4 in the morning, so that would explain Lauren's crazy eyes, my half-dead double-chin, and Aaron's .... wait, he's just being gnar like he is. chill brah.

I'm going to make a post with coast house pictures nah if that's cool witchoo.

Of course we're cool

Yesterday = Lawrence Hall of Science with the psych crew


oh, thank you for this helpful advice


cool kids on the block


Being all "lone wolf" by my bad self

Today was the day for pie making and such. What's that? Picky eater? In that case we made 4 pies for your desserting pleasure.

Mmmmm cherry tart.

crapple snapple pop

I haven't really had time to post anything lately (effffff YOU college apps)
Now that it's Thanksgiving break and all, maybe I'll have time to catch up.

Anyways I don't have any pictures yet so I guess I'll just shoot the breeze a little?

Last weekend was Wilder's Bar Mitzvah (he's a man now!(not really he sucks)). 4 days of family time has left me too weary and annoyed to be even a little peppy for Thanksgiving. Who are these people coming over anyways?

Here's an imaginary conversation between me and randomn distant family members who i don't know who are staying for thanksgiving:

Me: Hello, Happy Thanksgiving
Horrid Older Slob Cousin: You too, also, I think you are uppity and a bitch
Me: uuuuhhh
HOSC: Fahhaaha I was joking
Me: (fake laughter) So what's new with you?
HOSC: Just chillllin' dude (translates to community college for 3 years and I'm not really very good at anything)
Me: Did you find a job yet?
HOSC: No, I'm too busy being fug and horrid.
--enter crazy aunt----
Crazy Aunt: I made GUMBO! With some mushrooms and tree fungus I found in the front yard!
Me: Mmmm, sounds good, but I'm going to have to pass because I actually am allergic to gumbo.
HOSC: Oh, I forgot to tell you that I ate all the gumbo while you were talking in a baby voice to the dogs.
Me: Oh... darn, what a shame.
CA: Lucky you Miss Madison that I brought some nut cookies I made from tumbleweeds!
Me: It's Maddie, short for Madeline-
CA: And cranberry sauce made from real cranes!
Me: sick, I can't wait.
HOSC: Ok, I'm gonna go drink beer because it's legal and to show you all that I'm a real man.
Me: FYI, the beer is located outside of the house and we have this rule where if you drink, you have to stand isolated, by yourself, in a corner until we say you can come back.

SO THAT'S THAT. Thanksgiving is gonna blow. -TEENANGSTTEENANGSTTEENANGSTTEENANGSTTEENANGST-

That's pretty much it for now, I'll post pictures from the Bar Mitzvah and other stuff when I get them, cheerio.

casa viniendo?

Homecoming twas last weekend, but I was an epic failure and didn't get pictures of my outfit so boohoo, go cry over your coconut cake.

On point, I think this was one of our more put-together years, y'know? No rush, no wardrobe malfunctions, no catfights. (are there ever catfights?)


Sasspants. All of us, every single dastardly one.

On a MORE IMPORTANT note... I have to go on some medication this weekend and I'll be forced to stay en casa. I'll be living a town called Suckersville, population 2. (me and my kickass Wilder, who lives there even when he doesn't have to.)

WHO WILL COME TO VISIT MEEEEEE? I implore you to. I'll be waiting with tofu and some medication you wouldn't be paid to take.
Actually, all I can say is... be jealous, yeah, be jealous of enforced house arrest.

I'll see you on the flipside




(of what?)

to avoid this tide who shan't sweep me up

I saw this in seafoam swirl of a randomn blog somewhere that has no name, so who shall I give credit to? SPEAK UP FOOL. (it was probably on myspace first)

This is just to kind of to tide the time.

8 things I am passionate about:

1. finding something cool

2. traipsing circles around my friends

3. getting there right now, not tomorrow

4. keeping it fresh

5. surpressing angst/ angry feelings

6. telling people when they're wrong

7. keeping secrets

8. tie dye

8 Things I want to do before I die:

1. choose my own path
2. have a birthday paryy at chuckee cheese

3. win an argument without whining

4. tell you the way I feel inside

5. win a contest

6. run naked in the streets

7. become more musically talented

8. learn to take something seriously

8 things I say a lot

1. anyways

2. balls

3. whatever you want

4. booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere

5. - awkward silence a lot -

6. siiiiick

7. yes

8. si

8 books I have read lately

1. Brave New World(school)

2. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay

3. I Love You, Beth Cooper

4. East of Eden

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5. I was

6. illeterate

7. before this

8. summer

8 songs I could listen to over and over (not ranked)

1. Oxford, comma - Vampire weekend

2. We're gonna be friends - White Stripes

3. Dear Prudence - Beatles

4. Take a walk on the wild side - Lou Reed

5. The way I feel inside - the zombies (this song always makes me cry)

6. Kissing the lipless - The Shins

7. Straight to hell - The Clash

8. Sea of Love - Cat Power

8 things that attract me to my best friends

1. my best of friends are all hilarious and should have everything they ever say recorded and saved forever
2. common interests (collecting candles, love of fine art, long walks on the beach...)

3. style

4. prowess

5. they listen to the constant crap that spews out of my mouf

6. they are cool

7. wise, they are much more wise

8. they know I have the crazy pants and are fine with dat

also sometime if it's possible somebody will figure out how to turn me into a paper doll?

No? You can't do it? My heart is broken.

HOLY COW

My parents found the illegal substance in my car and are not angry!

They're not angry.

They're not angry?

WHAT KIND OF MIND GAME ARE THEY PLAYING ON ME?

Who the hell are they to be so chill about this? Why can't they just ground me or something so I learn a life lesson? They are raising a hideous beast.

WHAT KIND OF CACKIMANY WORLD IS THIS?

B T Dubs, Treasure Island Music Festival was off the heezy (chain, hizzy, wall, hook).

but SOMEBODYYYYYkat hasn't posted the pictures yet so I'll. just. wait.

high rollers

On Saturday many people went to see the A's and then fireworks,
but the only people who mattered were us.

I'm not even a big fan but it was my barrel uh monkies


Started out on bart: Cordelia with her huge sack making some kind of gesture with Laura that I am peering at over the seat.... it's not what it looks like...

ew, you have a dirty mind.


oh lord we always have to have group photos.
(from left to right: justin, lauren, me, laura, gino, kat, naomi, cordelia, yunus)


gino is in the background like that in every shot. WAY TO RUIN EVERYTHING.
psyche!

not really


Best. fireworks. showcase. ever.
music lineup:
1. sonny and cher
2. beyonce
3. shakira
4. run dmc + aerosmith
5. by this time I was too dazed and amazed by the infinite explosions


Yeah, it's true, everyone else was staring at them "aawwwwe so cuuuuute".
So then kat took a picture and we realized what losers we were being.

To recap it all it was a spastic realaxed night + we won a free pizza, lotto ticket, and keychain per person so yeah, you can say that we are pretty high rollers.


aaaaaaaaalso tomorrow anybody who has ever had a good idea is going to the beach.
It's gonna be cold so you know i'm bringing 15 and a half blankets for myself.