Mas cosas

I feel ya

Haikus #56, #57, #58, and #59

Haze

I'm in love with the

whole damn world. Sometimes it can

get to be too much.

The solution

I couldn't do math

so I did meth now I can

do everything!

Wrote this lil diddy

Drunkkkk kkkk... tomorrow

is really gonna suck balls.

Wanting an escape.

Cancellation.

Designer Drugs show:

Looking so forward to it.

What. the. shit.? hateyou.

I got 5 on it

Make that thang bigger? Just click away like auctions on ebay.

"Ridin Dirrrrty"

more things to come

Oooh she done done it again

I cut off all my hurr. It's gone, sucka!

From this:


Nevermore, nevermore

(Is this creepy?... answer is yes: detached hair just ain't right. I'm gonna donate it though)

Such is the present future...


If you don't like, just pour some rogain on my head whilst I slumber.
NO WAIT DO NOT

I'm a computa, stop all the downloadin!

gyaaack none of my pictures will upload no mores!

To tide the time over here's this:


You've probably seen it and it's probably not as funny as I think it is, BUT COME ON... porkchop sandwhiches!

HOLY COW

My parents found the illegal substance in my car and are not angry!

They're not angry.

They're not angry?

WHAT KIND OF MIND GAME ARE THEY PLAYING ON ME?

Who the hell are they to be so chill about this? Why can't they just ground me or something so I learn a life lesson? They are raising a hideous beast.

WHAT KIND OF CACKIMANY WORLD IS THIS?

B T Dubs, Treasure Island Music Festival was off the heezy (chain, hizzy, wall, hook).

but SOMEBODYYYYYkat hasn't posted the pictures yet so I'll. just. wait.

Who's the cat that won't come out when there's danger all about?

Shaft!

Anyways I haven't posted much lately because I'm trying to cram as much summer in as I can before Wednesday. (School phhhlech)

I can't find my camera so I don't have pitchas wa wa waaaaa.

Also I'm watching the most emo Motown song EVER.

who the hell? Emo harmonies and pestering love questions? (ie: hearing "have you seen her?" at least 130 times) Not for me please!

Oh yeah, and all of you who spent many dollas to see Outside Lands, just because you aren't frugile and dropped top dollars to see radiohead and had a great time and many people envy you, that doesn't mean I'm jealous.

OOOh shucks I can't tell a lie...I'm extremely jealous.

Muahaha

Here is a list of all things sinister I have accomplished today:

1. Delete posts that I don't like. I know that seems like cheating, but there are no officials rules to the internet, so don't blast me in here. I usually post stuff at midnight so I usually don't even read most stuff until the next day and then I'm all "Dayum, youz a tired ass bitch, aren't you? You need to be posting shee-it during the light of day."

2. Change the password on all my brother's accounts. You'd think he would be smarter after giving me the code but nooo-oo. And obviously he isn't because the word for everything was cereal. I repeat, cereal. Good, now we all know.

3. Rooted for the bad robot when I watched Transformers. That's only because I knew the god robots were going to win in the end, anyways.

4. Ate all of the blueberry coffee cake leftovers at 12:30 am. Sleepers = weepers, spastic teenage girl who stayed up just to eat some cake = keepers.

5. Took a battery out of Wilder's remote control car. Bitch gotta use her camera!

I think that's about as sinister as things got but oh ho ho does it cause hella chaos.

Oh yes, I also drove places WITHOUT MY LICENSE(on my person)! Aiyee I cannot be controlled!