2.24.2010

Haiku #73

Don't flatter yourself
Why the fuck would I,
An uninterested bitch,
want you to be mine?

2.22.2010

Haikus #71 and #72

Da Weedman
Groovy groovy and
funky fresh. shake whatcha ma-
ma gave ya, Weedman.

Conundrum
Damn, only pretzels
left in the party mix cuz
I love dem Cheez-its

2.16.2010

fuh yea


Hey new-age techno electro, 1981 called. They said "You've been served."

2.15.2010

Haiku #70

This didn't work like I thought.
Focus, just focus.
All I can concentrate on
is the internet.

2.14.2010

Haiku #69

Haiku #69
I have no reason
to celebrate with haikus
this Valentine's Day.


Eat a hair-covered shit this Valentine's Day!

Haikus #67 and #68

ew.
I get drunk. Stumble.
But now I'm up and I barf.
Barf Everywhere.

And I'm sick
I got purple and
I got graaaaapes but that doesn't
mean I robotrip.

2.09.2010

Haikus #65 and #66

Dealbreakers
athletic footwear
is never to be mixed with
cut-off sleeve t-shirts.

Dealmakers(?)
creepstaches and short
shorts, although unusual,
I kinda like 'em.

I can see your tighty whities

They're my favorites:

I love them

But I still think they're on purple and crack.

2.05.2010

No.

2.03.2010

Haiku #64

HELL NA
Everything is
SHIT. Even pop tarts and my
favorite hoodie.