Haikus #88 and #89

Bus-Stop Rasta

Rastafarian:

lone and melancholy she

waits for dreadlocked love.

Modern Einstein

Pizza. Bagels. Not

enough time for both. GENIUS

IDEA! Pizza-bites.

My Childhood:

need to find this tape

Weekend with mom

Cohens, bitchez

my bad

Just been on spring break, visiting compadres in Dallas, Minneapolis, Seattle, and Whistler. Quite a nice vacation, if I do say so myself.

school starts tomorrow/ today

want boys like this

want to look like this

Haiku #55

Busy Bum

Where are you going

with that determined stride and

can-do attitude?

(oh wait... you're a bum)

Henry Miller

My new hero, and he reminds me of my Poppy (grandpa)

more on him here.

Haikus #38 and #39

Hell, why not?

A homeless man wants

me to be his wifey. Got

to think about this.

Mi vida en sofa

My motivational

system is bullshit. Eat

or sleep? Sleep or eat?

Gramma's going wild

I have a shit ton of random pictures saved up on my computer. I would credit sources, but I can't remember because...well. I might add more random images later

Haikus #12, #13, and #14

I gots no patience

waiting by my phone

just chillin', more like. Ok...

NOW TEXT ME BACK BETCH

Keep that thing away from me

Like a flossy rag

Slowly devouring your head:

Your weave really sucks.

How creepy am I right now / god i'm creepy

I won't pretend like

I know you well - i don't. We should

Totally kick it.

The seas were angry

Ay mateyyyy, here's a summary of my family trip up the coast. Went to a friends house for 4 days (kind of near Sea Ranch)

The whole time we were there it rained like the power of Zeus, so we were trapped indoors most of the time. After 4 days with no other human contact besides the fam, I was ready to shank a foo. Now that we've been able to immerse ourselves in our own social lives, things are back to normal like the good 'ol days.

The view from my window, so nice to wake up to.

There was only one day we could go down to the beach. When we did, we (mostly my mom) found 24 abalone shells that had been washed ashore by the storm. Since we brought them home, maybe I'll do some kind of project with them.

Unfortunately we were only on the beach a short time before the storm came back.

Don't think this captures the incoming cloud very well, but basically, we saw this dark mass of cloud moving towards us and my family went "Oh. HELLL NA. IT'S-A-STORM" and freaked out.

Then they ran away. Look at them run. I, on the other hand, do not run for shit. Maybe because I'm a gangsta? (damn, it feels good to be a gangsta)

Then it started to hail and I slipped and fell on my behind, sorry that I wasn't able to take any pictures of that.

Haven't seen hail in 10 years, so I was pretty excited, even though it hurt my delicate epidermis.

Later that night I made this recipe from Bread and Honey

Pretty much looked like that. How? you ask. Because I am pro.

I'll leave you with a sunset and something that reminds me of Heidi.

Holla at my boys ZAZA, AEISS and FNAPPY

Thanksgiving leaves me dreading Channukah parties. TOO.MUCH.FAMILY.TIME. Those awkward family conversations I predicted went exactly as imaginined. Hey there 1-year-older cousin freakin talking to me like I'm 10 and 2nd cousin's psychotic husband who responds to everything with a too-large smile and nervous laugh while his eyes try to escape his face.

Whateverwhateverwhateverwhatever.
Change subjects like I change identitiesSAYWHAAAAAAT?

Y'know LOLCATZ right? Yes you do.
Dis videyo about dem (make that chaaaaange...lookin'ass kitty)


If you don't like it, all I can say is that I've had too much turkey and the dopamine is circulating in my cerebellum like MADCRAZY OFFTHECHAIN.
Also right now I'm overloading on The Strokes and Radiohead, it doesn't get much better.

crapple snapple pop

I haven't really had time to post anything lately (effffff YOU college apps)
Now that it's Thanksgiving break and all, maybe I'll have time to catch up.

Anyways I don't have any pictures yet so I guess I'll just shoot the breeze a little?

Last weekend was Wilder's Bar Mitzvah (he's a man now!(not really he sucks)). 4 days of family time has left me too weary and annoyed to be even a little peppy for Thanksgiving. Who are these people coming over anyways?

Here's an imaginary conversation between me and randomn distant family members who i don't know who are staying for thanksgiving:

Me: Hello, Happy Thanksgiving
Horrid Older Slob Cousin: You too, also, I think you are uppity and a bitch
Me: uuuuhhh
HOSC: Fahhaaha I was joking
Me: (fake laughter) So what's new with you?
HOSC: Just chillllin' dude (translates to community college for 3 years and I'm not really very good at anything)
Me: Did you find a job yet?
HOSC: No, I'm too busy being fug and horrid.
--enter crazy aunt----
Crazy Aunt: I made GUMBO! With some mushrooms and tree fungus I found in the front yard!
Me: Mmmm, sounds good, but I'm going to have to pass because I actually am allergic to gumbo.
HOSC: Oh, I forgot to tell you that I ate all the gumbo while you were talking in a baby voice to the dogs.
Me: Oh... darn, what a shame.
CA: Lucky you Miss Madison that I brought some nut cookies I made from tumbleweeds!
Me: It's Maddie, short for Madeline-
CA: And cranberry sauce made from real cranes!
Me: sick, I can't wait.
HOSC: Ok, I'm gonna go drink beer because it's legal and to show you all that I'm a real man.
Me: FYI, the beer is located outside of the house and we have this rule where if you drink, you have to stand isolated, by yourself, in a corner until we say you can come back.

SO THAT'S THAT. Thanksgiving is gonna blow. -TEENANGSTTEENANGSTTEENANGSTTEENANGSTTEENANGST-

That's pretty much it for now, I'll post pictures from the Bar Mitzvah and other stuff when I get them, cheerio.

My shirt shirt

oy gevault what.a.schlep.
I think this is from last Friday because what? Oh I can control when things are posted? Oh bully!

This was my first attempt at a Berkeley stretchmark buuuutttt... I don't remember much of what I did, or perhaps we didn't really do much. most probably the latter.

whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever

ANYWAYS why did you read any of the above hooey?


Yes I censor things when I like the picture anyways so get used to it foooooo


Do you know what..... THIS IS? it is an inuendo or an illusion.


Alas my self made shirt shirt which is my shirt made of a shirt. Does this just make it a shirt because I'd like to think it's a little mo creative.


Back at Lauren's house with the beeeeyest hat ever.

Forget what I said for my skin sheds quite often

Things I dislike
- people/things/animals/salespeople that do not like me
- brown clothing
- frisbees
- eye contact
- college apps
- persistant leg cramps
- not having plans when I need them
- inability to not be awkward
- money

Things I like very much so
- pictures with people in them
- pleather-rubber-leather leggings
- festivals (treasure island, lovefest)
- pink shoes
- the Shins, also simon and grafunkel
- fire in any place, shape, or reason
- ditto with smores
- in-n-out
- finishing homework
- good undergarments with crappy sweats
- fancy finds
- knee high socks
- hello!
- bang perfection
- swim suits
- old fashioned moonshine
- D.I.Y. shoes
- the musical stylings of laura harris
- target

In the news this weekend...

LOS PADRES WERE GONE THIS WEEKEND!
I guess you could say it was the worst time of my life in the history of ever.


NOT! (high five!)


On Friday night was the welcome back dance which was sports themed because our school only has like 4 themes that get rotated every year.

Respect the strength, oooh watch those muscles burn.
Also, yes. Of COURSE we get decked out.
(me, laura, kelly, milaina [missing dani and alexa])

After the dance where I acted a fool and made a huge ass out of my dumbshitself, I went to Villa de Lauren. A good time was to be had by all and so were some refreshers.

Oh my what an adooooorable batch of teenagers and OH LOOK! They're pooosing!

We were totally photogenic:

Way to be!

Some people say I'm an attention hog, I have no idea why!

And of course I mastered a great feat...

My ability to be a dojo will be hampered by nothing.

Saturday was the Power to the Peaceful festival in Golden gate park from 11:00 to 5:00, but me and the Kat(and her main squeeze) didn't get their until 4:45. WAY TO RUIN EVERYTHING TRAFFIC AND NO PARKING!
So I endured the rest of the night and weekend hearing about how superb it was and about how much smoking went down and how it was the best.thing.ever.!

O.K. yeah, well... you guys are not gonna be as cool when you don't get to stay for the Lovefest afterparty! (which i'm really looking forward to because it's laura's birthday)

high rollers

On Saturday many people went to see the A's and then fireworks,
but the only people who mattered were us.

I'm not even a big fan but it was my barrel uh monkies


Started out on bart: Cordelia with her huge sack making some kind of gesture with Laura that I am peering at over the seat.... it's not what it looks like...

ew, you have a dirty mind.


oh lord we always have to have group photos.
(from left to right: justin, lauren, me, laura, gino, kat, naomi, cordelia, yunus)


gino is in the background like that in every shot. WAY TO RUIN EVERYTHING.
psyche!

not really


Best. fireworks. showcase. ever.
music lineup:
1. sonny and cher
2. beyonce
3. shakira
4. run dmc + aerosmith
5. by this time I was too dazed and amazed by the infinite explosions


Yeah, it's true, everyone else was staring at them "aawwwwe so cuuuuute".
So then kat took a picture and we realized what losers we were being.

To recap it all it was a spastic realaxed night + we won a free pizza, lotto ticket, and keychain per person so yeah, you can say that we are pretty high rollers.


aaaaaaaaalso tomorrow anybody who has ever had a good idea is going to the beach.
It's gonna be cold so you know i'm bringing 15 and a half blankets for myself.

Intro to my holding space...

So once last thursday night I was hiking up Mt. Kilimanjaro...
when I decided that it was a good time to clean my room.

but then I got distracted and took many snapshots of the cave I live in.

Start time 12:30 am

Sleep deprivation festival started out with some self-taken narcissistic photos to see what i was looking like.

12:45

Then I realized how my sock monkey was looking really glamorous next to the disco stand.

1:15

It occurred to me how much I love my wall de cosas.

1:3@

By this time I was loopy and my mind was all like "take artsy shots. TAKE-ARTSY-SHOTS NOW!" And I was in no mood to argue so I did what I do best: look like I've overdosed on sleeping pills while trying to look like a sophisticated ugly duck that could.

2:30

Holy guacamole I have found the holy grail of all shoes that are good. Those leopard print fur oxfords were having a duel with the gold boots(background) and the leopard shoes out-sassed the competition.

Also I pinned some netting to my head because I thought it looked like a hat, which it did not.
I realize that I looked a damn fool, and a mutant sleepy one at that.

2:mz

I painted my nails "lincoln memorial at midnight" purple/black. I did a surprisingly good job considering the time.

3:00-h:90

I can't remember... put up posters on closet? clean up room? fall asleep?

Anywhoooo.... COOL STORY HANSEL!