10.30.2009

Haikus #27 and #28

Love thou biotch.
love is like a song,
y'know the one about pimps
and ho's and scrillas?

Just putting it out there
I should warn you - I
can be very deceptive,
but also very dumb.

10.24.2009

Costume ideas

checkout them toes - mmm...

cholaaaa

cuz I'm funky fresh


or just a bad ass, but that wouldn't really be a costume, would it?

10.22.2009

Haiku #26

Every day time second
Lifting me higher
till I forget where I am-
but you bring me back.

God I'm so fucking corny, somebody give me a good dose of pessimism.


*edit: this was written for my peanut butter and banana sandwich, wish I had clarified that earlier, sorry dudes

10.14.2009

Haiku #25

I deleted this one, it sucked

10.13.2009

Gramma's going wild

I have a shit ton of random pictures saved up on my computer. I would credit sources, but I can't remember because...well. I might add more random images later






10.11.2009

Haikus #23 and #24

That annoying song you hate
Play count: thirty-six
I will listen ten more times
and I do not care.

Hhrr
the sound that is "hhhh"
does not compare to that made
by the mighty "rrrr"

10.10.2009

Haikus #21 and #22

These two haikus come from the fact that every 13 out of 14 meals in my week comes from the cafeteria.

I'll pass
Made of lard, vomit
or perhaps both? "Special sauce"-
you do not fool me.

Rude? I have a goal.
hurry up your fat
ass - I gots to go get my
soft-serve ice cream on.

10.04.2009

Haiku #20

I wish we were each other's to have
You're teasing me with
untold jokes and kisses that
will never take place.

10.01.2009

haikus #18 and #19

An ode is better than a gift card to Barnes and Noble
This is a tribute
to outshine any honor
you might have thought of.

From the Bay
I could be gangsta
but I'd rather be shanking
unicorns, instead.