7.27.2010

Shut up, World. I just climbed a mountain.

7.21.2010

This versus That







stay snappy,
Lil' Fnappy

busy bee

SUMMERTIME BRINGING ME DOWN (no wait, just not enough time to procrastinate and work on this)

I move into my own house soon with 4-5 other friends! (juggawhoopwhoop?)



monkey hat versus...

SHARK HAT!

Haikus #88 and #89

Bus-Stop Rasta
Rastafarian:
lone and melancholy she
waits for dreadlocked love.

Modern Einstein
Pizza. Bagels. Not
enough time for both. GENIUS
IDEA! Pizza-bites.

6.30.2010

Haiku #87

Muaha
Was not invited
to this facebook event. Re-
spond "not attending".

6.24.2010

"Not when you're making home-made bread"

You're gonna need to go here


(all from Yimmy's Yayo)

6.13.2010

My Childhood:

need to find this tape


6.08.2010

Haiku #86

Can't look away
Man. Face. That girl has
a serious case of man-
face. Call a doctor.

6.06.2010

Haikus #84 and #85

Summertime d-bag
Just chillaxin' with
my bro's (Chad, Brad, and J-dawg).
Maybe play some pong.

Lil' Fnappy
I've got mad steez. NO.
I'M SERIOUS GUYS. No one
has swagga like mine.

6.02.2010

going home

to the other home







5.27.2010

Haiku #83

But no seriously, everything is good. I'm home and got screwed over on POP tickets and other shit. And we're putting my dog down tomorrow. Fuuuuuck.

Codine-Colada Boy
Parties can be fun
except parties of just one...
okay, guy, you're done.

pity party

Can I just pretend to be self-pitying emo for a sec? thanks


Everything is Shit
Sometimes,
looking inside
where my lungs, heart, and bone structure should be,
I see

nothing
and it scares me.

How could anybody else
see something in me
that's nonexistent?
Something
I desperately want to share?

Yet I still have feeling there,
In that hallow space.

Female stupidity
fills the empty filing cabinet with
bursting,
over-packed
manilla folders containing blank papers.

(which should mean nothing to me,
yet they weigh me down
till I'm on my
knees)

5.19.2010

Haiku #82

Summertime
It's summer and no
haikus come to mind. I just
gotta drink and smoke.


*yeah sorry it's summer and it's hard to focus

5.10.2010

4.22.2010

Haiku #81

Ghetto Dorm Haiku
Bitch in the hallway:
She's staring my way. I'm like
"Get tha fuck away."

4.18.2010

Weekend with mom




Cohens, bitchez

4.16.2010

Haiku #80

RUSKO
There's gum on my shoe.
Not gonna give a hot-damn:
I'm a dancing fool.

4.14.2010

And Pee Wee, too





lots of homework

4.07.2010

Haiku #79

Just putting it out there
Want to be like the
famous neckface who says "eat
your babies." haha.

4.02.2010

Haikus #77 and #78

Sleep
Too tired to eat, drink,
and make merry. What am I
supposed to do now?

Everyday Swagga
See that bedazzled
helmet and golden scooter?
Call that my swagga

3.30.2010

my bad







Just been on spring break, visiting compadres in Dallas, Minneapolis, Seattle, and Whistler. Quite a nice vacation, if I do say so myself.

3.17.2010

a friend

dis my jam


yep niggaz

3.13.2010

lalolalala

Trololololololol from Yimmy on Vimeo.


Fuck everything.

Sincerely,
Maddie

3.08.2010

Haiku #76

Butt Hurt
Don't get so butt hurt
When I drink some more vodka
but won't sleep with you

3.01.2010

Haikus #74 and #75

Made with melati yang
Japanese green tea:
oh dear, how you complete me.
Get in mah belly.

On Sadness
Oh, it is all gone.
Tip it upside down to get
one last Asian drop.

2.24.2010

Haiku #73

Don't flatter yourself
Why the fuck would I,
An uninterested bitch,
want you to be mine?

2.22.2010

Haikus #71 and #72

Da Weedman
Groovy groovy and
funky fresh. shake whatcha ma-
ma gave ya, Weedman.

Conundrum
Damn, only pretzels
left in the party mix cuz
I love dem Cheez-its

2.16.2010

fuh yea


Hey new-age techno electro, 1981 called. They said "You've been served."

2.15.2010

Haiku #70

This didn't work like I thought.
Focus, just focus.
All I can concentrate on
is the internet.

2.14.2010

Haiku #69

Haiku #69
I have no reason
to celebrate with haikus
this Valentine's Day.


Eat a hair-covered shit this Valentine's Day!

Haikus #67 and #68

ew.
I get drunk. Stumble.
But now I'm up and I barf.
Barf Everywhere.

And I'm sick
I got purple and
I got graaaaapes but that doesn't
mean I robotrip.

2.09.2010

Haikus #65 and #66

Dealbreakers
athletic footwear
is never to be mixed with
cut-off sleeve t-shirts.

Dealmakers(?)
creepstaches and short
shorts, although unusual,
I kinda like 'em.

I can see your tighty whities

They're my favorites:

I love them

But I still think they're on purple and crack.

2.05.2010

No.

2.03.2010

Haiku #64

HELL NA
Everything is
SHIT. Even pop tarts and my
favorite hoodie.

1.31.2010

Yeah you.

You look dysfunctional.

Haikus #62 and #63

Never wake a sleeping Maddie
Content in my bed.
Who dares disturb my slumber?
You get the finger.

Random Facts
I hate snakes, bad breath
and "going-out" tops. Also:
Fuck Yo Couch Nigga.

1.27.2010

Wizard smoke

dream boy a little after 2:00


oh yeah - I most def stole this from Aaron

1.25.2010

Mas cosas


I feel ya

Pretty things


got some of these bad boys from here, otherwise I forget