8.27.2009

Haikus #9 and #10

I HATE YOU
oh, you sinister,
benevolent, and scheming
punk-ass Furbie betch.

CAN I BE A SPACE NERD?
I see nebulons
and OMG Big Dipper!
Outerspace - hells yes.

8.24.2009

Right now, my face:


Attractive, right?

Time to go start my collegiate career

8.19.2009

Haiku #8

Yes I Kiss my Mother with this Mouth
Bad Mamba Jamba:
three words to describe me -
so simple and sweet.


Does this even make sense? I've been awake for 20 hours, sorry.

8.16.2009

Haiku #7

Today I was on a boat (muthafucka) or Near death experience
Sir, slow the hell down -
Is you trying to kill me?
Fuck nautical life.

8.13.2009

Haikus #5 and #6

Tonight I had really hard time writing something funny. Tomorrow I leave for college and I won't see a lot of people for a few months - which really isn't the worst thing ever on the list of possible heartwrenching stuff that could happen.

So here's one haiku that's actually a little serious and a haiku that's FOREAL. (it's not easy to think of a title for something meaningful unless it has something to do with nature, politics, babies or some other similar sentimental crap - so that's that... not going to explain)

Miss a turn/move 3 spaces back
I, dreading goodbye,
Exhale to gain composure
(comes out like a sigh)

Teenager at a graduation party
People, wagging their smiles
at my scared, spastic presence
are not comforting.


8.09.2009

Haiku #4

This is a collaboration haiku.
A WHAT?
A collaboration, is what I said.

On being fancy and starting a new life.
At a precipice
With Martinelli's in stow
On we boldly go.




8.07.2009

Haiku #3

Traveling
At Haiku Hotel
I keep my poems cozy
In a mini fridge.

This is what happens when I write without really thinking - yay or nay?

8.05.2009

Haiku #2

Packing
Today, joy is mine.
For I have accomplished much:
I found a pop tart.

I guess I'm giving this suckers away for free like sparkly, phoenetically pleasing hairballs.

one of the best moments this summer...so far.

8.04.2009

Haiku #1

I wrote this Haiku last night before a rousing game of Quelf

I'm very well traveled but...
Who's cheese dipped goat balls
And nude beach babies with guns?
For'ners fuck shit up.

8.03.2009

summer ends in 10 days.

I want money, cars, and ho's. End of story. I've done so much this past summer but I don't think I'm going to say anything because...I'm ending this blog. Sorry.

Maybe I'll write one of my sentimental haiku's from time to time, but I know I'm not going to feel like keeping this thing up in college.

Weekend at the cabin
That beer spattered laugh
It's hilarious. OK-
passing out drunk

PACE.