If you lived here, you'd be home now

Newly re-inspired by the lunacy that is Girl Interrupted
Sometimes being a pale, boyish, crazy female can be genius
step 1: be a seductive psycho bitch

step 2: wears striped sweaters errday and be pale

step 3: chainsmoke and don't give a damn. (I don't smoke so maybe use straw or toothpicks?)
-What kind of tree can you be, down on the floor?
-I'm a fucking shrub, alright?