El Tigeraso

El Tigeraso

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Bigger than guns, bigger than cigarettes

Next winter you know I'm gonna be rocking these. Days and days of making them myself? probably not, but it'll be on my mind. (the fabric is in your miiiind)

Fall collections usually aren't my favorite because I like bright flowery prints more, but these are better than satisfactory.


Ruffian Acne

I really like this new embroidered tights-as-a-bodysuit thing, and I would definitely wear those see through jeans if I had model legs. But in the winter? Feh, who's legs would not be so ghostly pale that they'd have to go tanning before wearing them?



Alexander Wang Christopher Kane

Basically, I like shiny things and black: this is perfect. Also, I like shear. I mean I really, really like shear. (I mean when there's something underneath to covers ups the bits and pieces)
But shear is a good thing. Acutally, I'm going down to Joanne's right now to buy myself some shear chiffon for my chiffarobe where I'll shelves shoes and sheeps' sheddings.



Peter Som Jak&Jill or Facehunter?

Ooooh hot damn, I do love some nonsensical combining. Psychedellic printing and faux fur, the two things I hold so dear in this crazy mixed up world? How did you know, Peter Som? You dirty son-of-a-pig mind reader.

And those shoes? I'm going to have to diy it up in this motha. Googly eyes, sequins, rhinestones, and paint: meet your maker.

brown crown

Lately I've really been wanting to bleach my hair blond or dye it red. I don't know why because it would look like crap, especially at shoulder length.

Yarrr I won't do it, but I'll probably still have that itch for a few more days.
Most brunettes are bitchy, I won't deny it. Sometimes I feel like I wouldn't have my bitch moments if I had lighter hair. Truth be told, the only way to change your personality is to be reincarnated. When people change their appearance to change how others perceive them, the only person they fool is themselves.

Enough ranting, here's some lovely brunettes;



I think vintage Barbies are better because they have an unreasonable pout and bitchy eyebrows.
(I couldn't find an attractive picture of an original one and I don't actually have any barbies of my own)
Sometimes I wish I was still a little girl so I could enjoy simple things, like Barbies. Have you ever seen how happy it makes a kid to get a new toy? You'd think they were on crack the way some of them have a near-seizure when they get a new video game or some other useless shit. I'm envious of their toy-induced ecstasy.




Sophia Loren and her sister in Rome - 1964. Such a great picture from Time magazine. You can tell that even without all the makeup, she must have been a beautiful person anyways.

Another picture from Time of Parisians in the 60's. Love the makeup and clothing.

Cher in the 60's. I'm definitely NOT a Cher fan, but this is cool.

dries van dress up

SUDDEN life Epiphany. Tonight I was looking through all my pictures (as in every picture that has ever existed) and I realized that I dress up too much. Some of these are realllllly old as in before I started losing my shit.
OH WAIT, my shit is back together again, kinda.

back to the point: I dress up too much for a young miss.

Baaaas vhateva here are some of my favoritos:


Way back when I was such a fool and started disco-vering all things good (hint: not bailey's or watercolors or beanie babies)
Oh sweet jay-zus these times were so classy.



hula skirts galore and jumpin bean timez



OH GOD scariest true life event everrrrrr



true story this actually happened and the daily flight of the maddies was quite awe-inspiring



YUUUUS Halloween '07! Possibly my favorite disguise yet! also i was very sneaky that day



(best Moschino Cheap and Chic dress EVER)
Me gusta this photo because it's got one of those androgynous boy girl boy girl boy girl in a dress which is it? looks. Maybe not in the right way though....



sponge boob pants.

(yes I know what I said)




*ps- you know when I feel I can label something the proverbial "bitchin" that I'm doing better.

Heidi chung you will be my friend plz?

Oh wait, you already are! You are mein liepschen! That must be why I recieved a charming care package in the mail today...













Personalized sneaks + savage chocolate pretzel sticks + snappy note












I don't plan on ever wearing these because I want to preserve their pristineness for all the generations to come.








Also I really liked the outfit I wore today which was a combination of toddler shirt + fat UPS worker shorts.



I've got a good stiff barbie arm pose here



And thennnn and thennnn and then I found a bowtie for my hurr. I'm a little overly-proud of myself.

I've just seen a face

I can't forget the time or place where we first met
She's just the girl for me and I want all the world to see we've met.

How many times did I hear this song today? Don't know but it was all good.

I'll post beach stuff later, but right now I'm all burned (out) and I look like a monster bleaaah.