Heidi chung you will be my friend plz?

Oh wait, you already are! You are mein liepschen! That must be why I recieved a charming care package in the mail today...

Personalized sneaks + savage chocolate pretzel sticks + snappy note

I don't plan on ever wearing these because I want to preserve their pristineness for all the generations to come.

Also I really liked the outfit I wore today which was a combination of toddler shirt + fat UPS worker shorts.

I've got a good stiff barbie arm pose here

And thennnn and thennnn and then I found a bowtie for my hurr. I'm a little overly-proud of myself.