Haiku #8

Yes I Kiss my Mother with this Mouth

Bad Mamba Jamba:

three words to describe me -

so simple and sweet.

Does this even make sense? I've been awake for 20 hours, sorry.

Haiku #7

Today I was on a boat (muthafucka) or Near death experience

Sir, slow the hell down -

Is you trying to kill me?

Fuck nautical life.

Haikus #5 and #6

Tonight I had really hard time writing something funny. Tomorrow I leave for college and I won't see a lot of people for a few months - which really isn't the worst thing ever on the list of possible heartwrenching stuff that could happen.

So here's one haiku that's actually a little serious and a haiku that's FOREAL. (it's not easy to think of a title for something meaningful unless it has something to do with nature, politics, babies or some other similar sentimental crap - so that's that... not going to explain)

Miss a turn/move 3 spaces back

I, dreading goodbye,

Exhale to gain composure

(comes out like a sigh)

Teenager at a graduation party

People, wagging their smiles

at my scared, spastic presence

are not comforting.

Haiku #4

This is a collaboration haiku.

A WHAT?

A collaboration, is what I said.

On being fancy and starting a new life.

At a precipice

With Martinelli's in stow

On we boldly go.

Haiku #3

Traveling

At Haiku Hotel

I keep my poems cozy

In a mini fridge.

This is what happens when I write without really thinking - yay or nay?

Haiku #2

Packing

Today, joy is mine.

For I have accomplished much:

I found a pop tart.

I guess I'm giving this suckers away for free like sparkly, phoenetically pleasing hairballs.

one of the best moments this summer...so far.

Haiku #1

I wrote this Haiku last night before a rousing game of Quelf

I'm very well traveled but...

Who's cheese dipped goat balls

And nude beach babies with guns?

For'ners fuck shit up.

summer ends in 10 days.

I want money, cars, and ho's. End of story. I've done so much this past summer but I don't think I'm going to say anything because...I'm ending this blog. Sorry.

Maybe I'll write one of my sentimental haiku's from time to time, but I know I'm not going to feel like keeping this thing up in college.

Weekend at the cabin

That beer spattered laugh

It's hilarious. OK-

passing out drunk

PACE.

not defunct

I'm still in Israel, maybe I'll never leave? Actually no.

Not sure whether or not I'll keep posting once I get back. Probably I shall do that very thing. Yes, I shall.

Also, I graduated that damn K12 thing since I last posted, feels good to be my own boss, ya dig?

Rush Limbarf

I want (this shirt)

only $16 - say whaaat?

prepare yourself for a night of long distance slow-dancing.

Sorry I don't post much, whatchu gonna dowabouddit?

Last weekend was Senior Ball, so here are some of ze pictures, hmm?

Curly hair with the awesome date Harry

yeah, you know I like to pose

Aren't me and the Gato just precious?  I think we do vintage good 

Ok, they both look great in this picture and I look like the madre with a few too many bloody maries, sooo that's that.

*Louise's 50's dress + target heels

My high school career will be officially over in one week, so that either means more blogging or zero blogging, we'll see.

Thou shalt not use poetry or music to get into girls pants...

Use it to get into their heads

This is by far one of my favorites:

Also, sorry for the lack of posts, almost done with 1/2 my finals. So once again, I'm gonna pull one of these:

20 ways to see the world, 20 ways to start a fight

Dear Dawgs,

I created something new for your light reading pleasure:

http://howaboutthisweather.blogspot.com/

I highly recommend it.

Yours Truly,

Lil Maddie

PS - this is not for the faint of heart.

newsflash

Also, I want to be like...

jak&jill

i-D magazine?

???

Pep pep

Bringing  back a little MysP@ce sTYle with a playlist

 Don't be scared!  It won't hurt you.  But the sounds might steer you into a funkadellic coma for thirty seconds

MySpace Playlist at MixPod.com