Haikus #67 and #68

ew.

I get drunk. Stumble.

But now I'm up and I barf.

Barf Everywhere.

And I'm sick

I got purple and

I got graaaaapes but that doesn't

mean I robotrip.

Haikus #62 and #63

Never wake a sleeping Maddie

Content in my bed.

Who dares disturb my slumber?

You get the finger.

Random Facts

I hate snakes, bad breath

and "going-out" tops. Also:

Fuck Yo Couch Nigga.

Who's the cat that won't come out when there's danger all about?

Shaft!

Anyways I haven't posted much lately because I'm trying to cram as much summer in as I can before Wednesday. (School phhhlech)

I can't find my camera so I don't have pitchas wa wa waaaaa.

Also I'm watching the most emo Motown song EVER.

who the hell? Emo harmonies and pestering love questions? (ie: hearing "have you seen her?" at least 130 times) Not for me please!

Oh yeah, and all of you who spent many dollas to see Outside Lands, just because you aren't frugile and dropped top dollars to see radiohead and had a great time and many people envy you, that doesn't mean I'm jealous.

OOOh shucks I can't tell a lie...I'm extremely jealous.

Deer hell

Half an hour away from Kyoto there's a town called Nara where deer are a sacred animal. There are literally 100's of domesticated deer that you can pet and feed deer food.

In this true story, that place will be refered to as Deer Hell.



It all started off as an average day for the tourist mother and daughter...


"Don't get any fucking closer, deer"



An abundance of deer pictures were taken, this one on the gateway steps.



Oh the tourist two were openly enjoying this scenic temple with the giant buddah and school children. They would not know of the trials and tribulations to come.

*That's the entrance gate



One might even say they were enjoying the paradise too much when...



ALL OF A SUDDEN A MONSOON came upon them as they were leaving with only 1 tiny umbrella- ella-ella and they were forced to seek shelter under the entrance gate along with 30-40 other tourists.

AND 25 deer.

Extreme measures had to be taken. The deer wanted food, the deer were in mass numbers, and the deer were persistant.

Putting their heads together, the tourist mother and daughter devised a plan to survive deer hell:
huddle in a corner and aim an open umbrella at any oncoming deer. No exceptions.



*re-enactment of Deer Hell



With the aid of a hundred yen, they eventually escaped deer hell after deciding to buy another umbrella.

To this very day, they maintain that no return to deer hell is possible.