Haiku #15

A Freaky Dream: Part I

"you are a victim

of all the rules you live by,"

the Shaman told me.

Ok - so I just wanted to use that quote but whatever, I'm on a roll. And I'm pissed... so maybe some angry haikus?

Haikus #12, #13, and #14

I gots no patience

waiting by my phone

just chillin', more like. Ok...

NOW TEXT ME BACK BETCH

Keep that thing away from me

Like a flossy rag

Slowly devouring your head:

Your weave really sucks.

How creepy am I right now / god i'm creepy

I won't pretend like

I know you well - i don't. We should

Totally kick it.

Haiku #11

like some bad shit or like something

you know something's fo

real when boys say "OHMYGOD"

like seriously.

Kind of like when they read LeLove? It's so mushy and cute I can hardly take it yet I read it a lot anyways

I pity the fool

who doesn't follow Mr. T's fashion advice:

Haikus #9 and #10

I HATE YOU

oh, you sinister,

benevolent, and scheming

punk-ass Furbie betch.

CAN I BE A SPACE NERD?

I see nebulons

and OMG Big Dipper!

Outerspace - hells yes.

Right now, my face:

Attractive, right?

Time to go start my collegiate career

Haiku #8

Yes I Kiss my Mother with this Mouth

Bad Mamba Jamba:

three words to describe me -

so simple and sweet.

Does this even make sense? I've been awake for 20 hours, sorry.

Haiku #7

Today I was on a boat (muthafucka) or Near death experience

Sir, slow the hell down -

Is you trying to kill me?

Fuck nautical life.

Haikus #5 and #6

Tonight I had really hard time writing something funny. Tomorrow I leave for college and I won't see a lot of people for a few months - which really isn't the worst thing ever on the list of possible heartwrenching stuff that could happen.

So here's one haiku that's actually a little serious and a haiku that's FOREAL. (it's not easy to think of a title for something meaningful unless it has something to do with nature, politics, babies or some other similar sentimental crap - so that's that... not going to explain)

Miss a turn/move 3 spaces back

I, dreading goodbye,

Exhale to gain composure

(comes out like a sigh)

Teenager at a graduation party

People, wagging their smiles

at my scared, spastic presence

are not comforting.

Haiku #4

This is a collaboration haiku.

A WHAT?

A collaboration, is what I said.

On being fancy and starting a new life.

At a precipice

With Martinelli's in stow

On we boldly go.

Haiku #3

Traveling

At Haiku Hotel

I keep my poems cozy

In a mini fridge.

This is what happens when I write without really thinking - yay or nay?

Haiku #2

Packing

Today, joy is mine.

For I have accomplished much:

I found a pop tart.

I guess I'm giving this suckers away for free like sparkly, phoenetically pleasing hairballs.

one of the best moments this summer...so far.

Haiku #1

I wrote this Haiku last night before a rousing game of Quelf

I'm very well traveled but...

Who's cheese dipped goat balls

And nude beach babies with guns?

For'ners fuck shit up.

summer ends in 10 days.

I want money, cars, and ho's. End of story. I've done so much this past summer but I don't think I'm going to say anything because...I'm ending this blog. Sorry.

Maybe I'll write one of my sentimental haiku's from time to time, but I know I'm not going to feel like keeping this thing up in college.

Weekend at the cabin

That beer spattered laugh

It's hilarious. OK-

passing out drunk

PACE.

not defunct

I'm still in Israel, maybe I'll never leave? Actually no.

Not sure whether or not I'll keep posting once I get back. Probably I shall do that very thing. Yes, I shall.

Also, I graduated that damn K12 thing since I last posted, feels good to be my own boss, ya dig?