Haiku #83

But no seriously, everything is good. I'm home and got screwed over on POP tickets and other shit. And we're putting my dog down tomorrow. Fuuuuuck.

Codine-Colada Boy

Parties can be fun

except parties of just one...

okay, guy, you're done.

pity party

Can I just pretend to be self-pitying emo for a sec? thanks

Everything is Shit

Sometimes,

looking inside

where my lungs, heart, and bone structure should be,

I see

nothing

and it scares me.

How could anybody else

see something in me

that's nonexistent?

Something

I desperately want to share?

Yet I still have feeling there,

In that hallow space.

Female stupidity

fills the empty filing cabinet with

bursting,

over-packed

manilla folders containing blank papers.

(which should mean nothing to me,

yet they weigh me down

till I'm on my

knees)

Haiku #82

Summertime

It's summer and no

haikus come to mind. I just

gotta drink and smoke.

*yeah sorry it's summer and it's hard to focus

soooooorry

Haiku #81

Ghetto Dorm Haiku

Bitch in the hallway:

She's staring my way. I'm like

"Get tha fuck away."

Weekend with mom

Cohens, bitchez

Haiku #80

RUSKO

There's gum on my shoe.

Not gonna give a hot-damn:

I'm a dancing fool.

And Pee Wee, too

lots of homework

Haiku #79

Just putting it out there

Want to be like the

famous neckface who says "eat

your babies." haha.

Haikus #77 and #78

Sleep

Too tired to eat, drink,

and make merry. What am I

supposed to do now?

Everyday Swagga

See that bedazzled

helmet and golden scooter?

Call that my swagga

my bad

Just been on spring break, visiting compadres in Dallas, Minneapolis, Seattle, and Whistler. Quite a nice vacation, if I do say so myself.

a friend

dis my jam

yep niggaz

lalolalala

Trololololololol from Yimmy on Vimeo.

Fuck everything.

Sincerely,

Maddie

Haiku #76

Butt Hurt

Don't get so butt hurt

When I drink some more vodka

but won't sleep with you

Haikus #74 and #75

Made with melati yang

Japanese green tea:

oh dear, how you complete me.

Get in mah belly.

On Sadness

Oh, it is all gone.

Tip it upside down to get

one last Asian drop.