Haikus #45, #46, #47, #48, and #49

Loose lips might sink ships
But I know that men slip at
the sight of my hips

I love every-
thing about you except for
the fact you're not mine

Hey boy
When I say I'm cold,
it's just an invitation:
come here, get closer.

No-shave no-no
Dear dirrrty mustache,
Yes, I see you, but I refuse
to acknowledge you.

Kinda... neh
There are people I
dislike and i love so much:
I treat them the same

I'm on a roll, but the quality of these is debatable. And if you think one is about you, you're wrong.