turning japanese

Oooooh sweet jesus i'm awefully tard out

Because I'm in Japan and I spent the whole day in very very hot heat trying to find a geisha but I think they were all in hiding because I know that they are in abundance but not one was to be seen. Actually not.

After touring around with my mom's Japanese homebodies for hours i relaxed to flight of the conchords and I don't know where mah motha is at and I don't have money for food and it's so hot and I don't speak japanese and where am I?