Haikus #27 and #28

Love thou biotch.

love is like a song,

y'know the one about pimps

and ho's and scrillas?

Just putting it out there

I should warn you - I

can be very deceptive,

but also very dumb.

Costume ideas

checkout them toes - mmm...

cholaaaa

cuz I'm funky fresh

or just a bad ass, but that wouldn't really be a costume, would it?

Haiku #26

Every day time second

Lifting me higher

till I forget where I am-

but you bring me back.

God I'm so fucking corny, somebody give me a good dose of pessimism.

*edit: this was written for my peanut butter and banana sandwich, wish I had clarified that earlier, sorry dudes

Haiku #25

I deleted this one, it sucked

Gramma's going wild

I have a shit ton of random pictures saved up on my computer. I would credit sources, but I can't remember because...well. I might add more random images later

Haikus #23 and #24

That annoying song you hate

Play count: thirty-six

I will listen ten more times

and I do not care.

Hhrr

the sound that is "hhhh"

does not compare to that made

by the mighty "rrrr"

Haikus #21 and #22

These two haikus come from the fact that every 13 out of 14 meals in my week comes from the cafeteria.

I'll pass

Made of lard, vomit

or perhaps both? "Special sauce"-

you do not fool me.

Rude? I have a goal.

hurry up your fat

ass - I gots to go get my

soft-serve ice cream on.

Haiku #20

I wish we were each other's to have

You're teasing me with

untold jokes and kisses that

will never take place.

haikus #18 and #19

An ode is better than a gift card to Barnes and Noble

This is a tribute

to outshine any honor

you might have thought of.

From the Bay

I could be gangsta

but I'd rather be shanking

unicorns, instead.

Haikus #16 and #17

Hey remember that time we went camping?

trapped in my actions,

or perhaps a loose cuccoon.

Nope, I'm in a tent.

Yeah, I'm still in that tent

So she walks into a bar...

My humor is cold

But I want to keep telling

Hellen Keller jokes.

Haiku #15

A Freaky Dream: Part I

"you are a victim

of all the rules you live by,"

the Shaman told me.

Ok - so I just wanted to use that quote but whatever, I'm on a roll. And I'm pissed... so maybe some angry haikus?

Haikus #12, #13, and #14

I gots no patience

waiting by my phone

just chillin', more like. Ok...

NOW TEXT ME BACK BETCH

Keep that thing away from me

Like a flossy rag

Slowly devouring your head:

Your weave really sucks.

How creepy am I right now / god i'm creepy

I won't pretend like

I know you well - i don't. We should

Totally kick it.

Haiku #11

like some bad shit or like something

you know something's fo

real when boys say "OHMYGOD"

like seriously.

Kind of like when they read LeLove? It's so mushy and cute I can hardly take it yet I read it a lot anyways

I pity the fool

who doesn't follow Mr. T's fashion advice:

Haikus #9 and #10

I HATE YOU

oh, you sinister,

benevolent, and scheming

punk-ass Furbie betch.

CAN I BE A SPACE NERD?

I see nebulons

and OMG Big Dipper!

Outerspace - hells yes.