Haiku #70

This didn't work like I thought.
Focus, just focus.
All I can concentrate on
is the internet.

Haiku #69

Haiku #69

I have no reason

to celebrate with haikus

this Valentine's Day.

Eat a hair-covered shit this Valentine's Day!

Haikus #67 and #68

ew.

I get drunk. Stumble.

But now I'm up and I barf.

Barf Everywhere.

And I'm sick

I got purple and

I got graaaaapes but that doesn't

mean I robotrip.

Haikus #65 and #66

Dealbreakers

athletic footwear

is never to be mixed with

cut-off sleeve t-shirts.

Dealmakers(?)

creepstaches and short

shorts, although unusual,

I kinda like 'em.

I can see your tighty whities

They're my favorites:

I love them

But I still think they're on purple and crack.

No.

Haiku #64

HELL NA

Everything is

SHIT. Even pop tarts and my

favorite hoodie.

Yeah you.

You look dysfunctional.

Haikus #62 and #63

Never wake a sleeping Maddie

Content in my bed.

Who dares disturb my slumber?

You get the finger.

Random Facts

I hate snakes, bad breath

and "going-out" tops. Also:

Fuck Yo Couch Nigga.

Wizard smoke

dream boy a little after 2:00

Wizard Smoke from Salazar on Vimeo.

oh yeah - I most def stole this from Aaron

Mas cosas

I feel ya

Pretty things

got some of these bad boys from here, otherwise I forget

Haiku #61

Good Romance

Let's wake up next to

each other; content, confused,

still drunk from last night.

Haiku #60

Bocadillo
If BLT's could

get you drunk, I would be a

grand shit-show right now.

Haikus #56, #57, #58, and #59

Haze

I'm in love with the

whole damn world. Sometimes it can

get to be too much.

The solution

I couldn't do math

so I did meth now I can

do everything!

Wrote this lil diddy

Drunkkkk kkkk... tomorrow

is really gonna suck balls.

Wanting an escape.

Cancellation.

Designer Drugs show:

Looking so forward to it.

What. the. shit.? hateyou.