Haiku #73

Don't flatter yourself

Why the fuck would I,

An uninterested bitch,

want you to be mine?

Can't get enough

Haikus #71 and #72

Da Weedman

Groovy groovy and

funky fresh. shake whatcha ma-

ma gave ya, Weedman.

Conundrum

Damn, only pretzels

left in the party mix cuz

I love dem Cheez-its

fuh yea

Hey new-age techno electro, 1981 called. They said "You've been served."

Haiku #70

This didn't work like I thought.
Focus, just focus.
All I can concentrate on
is the internet.

Haiku #69

Haiku #69

I have no reason

to celebrate with haikus

this Valentine's Day.

Eat a hair-covered shit this Valentine's Day!

Haikus #67 and #68

ew.

I get drunk. Stumble.

But now I'm up and I barf.

Barf Everywhere.

And I'm sick

I got purple and

I got graaaaapes but that doesn't

mean I robotrip.

Haikus #65 and #66

Dealbreakers

athletic footwear

is never to be mixed with

cut-off sleeve t-shirts.

Dealmakers(?)

creepstaches and short

shorts, although unusual,

I kinda like 'em.

I can see your tighty whities

They're my favorites:

I love them

But I still think they're on purple and crack.

No.

Haiku #64

HELL NA

Everything is

SHIT. Even pop tarts and my

favorite hoodie.