Shut up, World. I just climbed a mountain.

This versus That

stay snappy,

Lil' Fnappy

busy bee

SUMMERTIME BRINGING ME DOWN (no wait, just not enough time to procrastinate and work on this)

I move into my own house soon with 4-5 other friends! (juggawhoopwhoop?)

monkey hat versus...

SHARK HAT!

Haikus #88 and #89

Bus-Stop Rasta

Rastafarian:

lone and melancholy she

waits for dreadlocked love.

Modern Einstein

Pizza. Bagels. Not

enough time for both. GENIUS

IDEA! Pizza-bites.

Haiku #87

Muaha

Was not invited

to this facebook event. Re-

spond "not attending".

and another one

"The Music Scene" from Anthony Francisco Schepperd on Vimeo.

"Not when you're making home-made bread"

You're gonna need to go here

(all from Yimmy's Yayo)

My Childhood:

need to find this tape

Haiku #86

Can't look away

Man. Face. That girl has

a serious case of man-

face. Call a doctor.

Haikus #84 and #85

Summertime d-bag

Just chillaxin' with

my bro's (Chad, Brad, and J-dawg).

Maybe play some pong.

Lil' Fnappy

I've got mad steez. NO.

I'M SERIOUS GUYS. No one

has swagga like mine.

going home

to the other home

Haiku #83

But no seriously, everything is good. I'm home and got screwed over on POP tickets and other shit. And we're putting my dog down tomorrow. Fuuuuuck.

Codine-Colada Boy

Parties can be fun

except parties of just one...

okay, guy, you're done.

pity party

Can I just pretend to be self-pitying emo for a sec? thanks

Everything is Shit

Sometimes,

looking inside

where my lungs, heart, and bone structure should be,

I see

nothing

and it scares me.

How could anybody else

see something in me

that's nonexistent?

Something

I desperately want to share?

Yet I still have feeling there,

In that hallow space.

Female stupidity

fills the empty filing cabinet with

bursting,

over-packed

manilla folders containing blank papers.

(which should mean nothing to me,

yet they weigh me down

till I'm on my

knees)

Haiku #82

Summertime

It's summer and no

haikus come to mind. I just

gotta drink and smoke.

*yeah sorry it's summer and it's hard to focus

soooooorry

Haiku #81

Ghetto Dorm Haiku

Bitch in the hallway:

She's staring my way. I'm like

"Get tha fuck away."

Weekend with mom

Cohens, bitchez

Haiku #80

RUSKO

There's gum on my shoe.

Not gonna give a hot-damn:

I'm a dancing fool.

And Pee Wee, too

lots of homework

Haiku #79

Just putting it out there

Want to be like the

famous neckface who says "eat

your babies." haha.

Haikus #77 and #78

Sleep

Too tired to eat, drink,

and make merry. What am I

supposed to do now?

Everyday Swagga

See that bedazzled

helmet and golden scooter?

Call that my swagga

my bad

Just been on spring break, visiting compadres in Dallas, Minneapolis, Seattle, and Whistler. Quite a nice vacation, if I do say so myself.

a friend

dis my jam

yep niggaz

lalolalala

Trololololololol from Yimmy on Vimeo.

Fuck everything.

Sincerely,

Maddie

Haiku #76

Butt Hurt

Don't get so butt hurt

When I drink some more vodka

but won't sleep with you

Haikus #74 and #75

Made with melati yang

Japanese green tea:

oh dear, how you complete me.

Get in mah belly.

On Sadness

Oh, it is all gone.

Tip it upside down to get

one last Asian drop.

Haiku #73

Don't flatter yourself

Why the fuck would I,

An uninterested bitch,

want you to be mine?

Can't get enough

Haikus #71 and #72

Da Weedman

Groovy groovy and

funky fresh. shake whatcha ma-

ma gave ya, Weedman.

Conundrum

Damn, only pretzels

left in the party mix cuz

I love dem Cheez-its

fuh yea

Hey new-age techno electro, 1981 called. They said "You've been served."

Haiku #70

This didn't work like I thought.
Focus, just focus.
All I can concentrate on
is the internet.

Haiku #69

Haiku #69

I have no reason

to celebrate with haikus

this Valentine's Day.

Eat a hair-covered shit this Valentine's Day!

Haikus #67 and #68

ew.

I get drunk. Stumble.

But now I'm up and I barf.

Barf Everywhere.

And I'm sick

I got purple and

I got graaaaapes but that doesn't

mean I robotrip.

Haikus #65 and #66

Dealbreakers

athletic footwear

is never to be mixed with

cut-off sleeve t-shirts.

Dealmakers(?)

creepstaches and short

shorts, although unusual,

I kinda like 'em.

I can see your tighty whities

They're my favorites:

I love them

But I still think they're on purple and crack.

No.

Haiku #64

HELL NA

Everything is

SHIT. Even pop tarts and my

favorite hoodie.

Yeah you.

You look dysfunctional.

Haikus #62 and #63

Never wake a sleeping Maddie

Content in my bed.

Who dares disturb my slumber?

You get the finger.

Random Facts

I hate snakes, bad breath

and "going-out" tops. Also:

Fuck Yo Couch Nigga.

Wizard smoke

dream boy a little after 2:00

Wizard Smoke from Salazar on Vimeo.

oh yeah - I most def stole this from Aaron

Mas cosas

I feel ya

Pretty things

got some of these bad boys from here, otherwise I forget