Haikus #27 and #28

Love thou biotch.

love is like a song,

y'know the one about pimps

and ho's and scrillas?

Just putting it out there

I should warn you - I

can be very deceptive,

but also very dumb.

Costume ideas

checkout them toes - mmm...

cholaaaa

cuz I'm funky fresh

or just a bad ass, but that wouldn't really be a costume, would it?

Haiku #26

Every day time second

Lifting me higher

till I forget where I am-

but you bring me back.

God I'm so fucking corny, somebody give me a good dose of pessimism.

*edit: this was written for my peanut butter and banana sandwich, wish I had clarified that earlier, sorry dudes

Haiku #25

I deleted this one, it sucked

Gramma's going wild

I have a shit ton of random pictures saved up on my computer. I would credit sources, but I can't remember because...well. I might add more random images later

Haikus #23 and #24

That annoying song you hate

Play count: thirty-six

I will listen ten more times

and I do not care.

Hhrr

the sound that is "hhhh"

does not compare to that made

by the mighty "rrrr"

Haikus #21 and #22

These two haikus come from the fact that every 13 out of 14 meals in my week comes from the cafeteria.

I'll pass

Made of lard, vomit

or perhaps both? "Special sauce"-

you do not fool me.

Rude? I have a goal.

hurry up your fat

ass - I gots to go get my

soft-serve ice cream on.

Haiku #20

I wish we were each other's to have

You're teasing me with

untold jokes and kisses that

will never take place.

haikus #18 and #19

An ode is better than a gift card to Barnes and Noble

This is a tribute

to outshine any honor

you might have thought of.

From the Bay

I could be gangsta

but I'd rather be shanking

unicorns, instead.