Haikus #16 and #17

Hey remember that time we went camping?

trapped in my actions,

or perhaps a loose cuccoon.

Nope, I'm in a tent.

Yeah, I'm still in that tent

So she walks into a bar...

My humor is cold

But I want to keep telling

Hellen Keller jokes.

Haiku #15

A Freaky Dream: Part I

"you are a victim

of all the rules you live by,"

the Shaman told me.

Ok - so I just wanted to use that quote but whatever, I'm on a roll. And I'm pissed... so maybe some angry haikus?

Haikus #12, #13, and #14

I gots no patience

waiting by my phone

just chillin', more like. Ok...

NOW TEXT ME BACK BETCH

Keep that thing away from me

Like a flossy rag

Slowly devouring your head:

Your weave really sucks.

How creepy am I right now / god i'm creepy

I won't pretend like

I know you well - i don't. We should

Totally kick it.

Haiku #11

like some bad shit or like something

you know something's fo

real when boys say "OHMYGOD"

like seriously.

Kind of like when they read LeLove? It's so mushy and cute I can hardly take it yet I read it a lot anyways

I pity the fool

who doesn't follow Mr. T's fashion advice: