A sheep in wolve's clothing

2010-07-27T07:35:00.000-07:00

Shut up, World. I just climbed a mountain.

This versus That

2010-07-21T23:26:00.001-07:00

stay snappy,

Lil' Fnappy

busy bee

2010-07-21T23:08:00.001-07:00

SUMMERTIME BRINGING ME DOWN (no wait, just not enough time to procrastinate and work on this)

I move into my own house soon with 4-5 other friends! (juggawhoopwhoop?)

monkey hat versus...

SHARK HAT!

Haikus #88 and #89

2010-07-21T23:01:00.000-07:00

Bus-Stop Rasta

Rastafarian:

lone and melancholy she

waits for dreadlocked love.

Modern Einstein

Pizza. Bagels. Not

enough time for both. GENIUS

IDEA! Pizza-bites.

Haiku #87

2010-06-30T18:02:00.001-07:00

Muaha

Was not invited

to this facebook event. Re-

spond "not attending".

and another one

2010-06-28T18:21:00.000-07:00

"The Music Scene" from Anthony Francisco Schepperd on Vimeo.

"Not when you're making home-made bread"

2010-06-24T10:00:00.000-07:00

You're gonna need to go here

(all from Yimmy's Yayo)

My Childhood:

2010-06-13T13:10:00.000-07:00

need to find this tape

Haiku #86

2010-06-08T21:41:00.000-07:00

Can't look away

Man. Face. That girl has

a serious case of man-

face. Call a doctor.

Haikus #84 and #85

2010-06-06T22:31:00.000-07:00

Summertime d-bag

Just chillaxin' with

my bro's (Chad, Brad, and J-dawg).

Maybe play some pong.

Lil' Fnappy

I've got mad steez. NO.

I'M SERIOUS GUYS. No one

has swagga like mine.

going home

2010-06-02T21:31:00.000-07:00

to the other home

Haiku #83

2010-05-27T23:23:00.000-07:00

But no seriously, everything is good. I'm home and got screwed over on POP tickets and other shit. And we're putting my dog down tomorrow. Fuuuuuck.

Codine-Colada Boy

Parties can be fun

except parties of just one...

okay, guy, you're done.

pity party

2010-05-27T23:06:00.000-07:00

Can I just pretend to be self-pitying emo for a sec? thanks

Everything is Shit

Sometimes,

looking inside

where my lungs, heart, and bone structure should be,

I see

nothing

and it scares me.

How could anybody else

see something in me

that's nonexistent?

Something

I desperately want to share?

Yet I still have feeling there,

In that hallow space.

Female stupidity

fills the empty filing cabinet with

bursting,

over-packed

manilla folders containing blank papers.

(which should mean nothing to me,

yet they weigh me down

till I'm on my

knees)

Haiku #82

2010-05-19T18:53:00.000-07:00

Summertime

It's summer and no

haikus come to mind. I just

gotta drink and smoke.

*yeah sorry it's summer and it's hard to focus

soooooorry

2010-05-10T16:53:00.001-07:00

Haiku #81

2010-04-22T15:19:00.000-07:00

Ghetto Dorm Haiku

Bitch in the hallway:

She's staring my way. I'm like

"Get tha fuck away."

Weekend with mom

2010-04-18T18:24:00.001-07:00

Cohens, bitchez

Haiku #80

2010-04-16T08:55:00.000-07:00

RUSKO

There's gum on my shoe.

Not gonna give a hot-damn:

I'm a dancing fool.

And Pee Wee, too

2010-04-14T23:30:00.000-07:00

lots of homework

Haiku #79

2010-04-07T23:41:00.000-07:00

Just putting it out there

Want to be like the

famous neckface who says "eat

your babies." haha.

Haikus #77 and #78

2010-04-02T09:27:00.000-07:00

Sleep

Too tired to eat, drink,

and make merry. What am I

supposed to do now?

Everyday Swagga

See that bedazzled

helmet and golden scooter?

Call that my swagga

my bad

2010-03-30T11:14:00.000-07:00

Just been on spring break, visiting compadres in Dallas, Minneapolis, Seattle, and Whistler. Quite a nice vacation, if I do say so myself.

a friend

2010-03-17T20:25:00.000-07:00

dis my jam

yep niggaz

lalolalala

2010-03-13T17:41:00.000-08:00

Trololololololol from Yimmy on Vimeo.

Fuck everything.

Sincerely,

Maddie

Haiku #76

2010-03-08T12:15:00.000-08:00

Butt Hurt

Don't get so butt hurt

When I drink some more vodka

but won't sleep with you

Haikus #74 and #75

2010-03-01T11:33:00.000-08:00

Made with melati yang

Japanese green tea:

oh dear, how you complete me.

Get in mah belly.

On Sadness

Oh, it is all gone.

Tip it upside down to get

one last Asian drop.

Haiku #73

2010-02-24T22:26:00.000-08:00

Don't flatter yourself

Why the fuck would I,

An uninterested bitch,

want you to be mine?

Can't get enough

2010-02-23T22:51:00.001-08:00

Haikus #71 and #72

2010-02-22T18:43:00.000-08:00

Da Weedman

Groovy groovy and

funky fresh. shake whatcha ma-

ma gave ya, Weedman.

Conundrum

Damn, only pretzels

left in the party mix cuz

I love dem Cheez-its

fuh yea

2010-02-16T21:04:00.000-08:00

Hey new-age techno electro, 1981 called. They said "You've been served."

Haiku #70

2010-02-15T00:36:00.000-08:00

This didn't work like I thought.
Focus, just focus.
All I can concentrate on
is the internet.

Haiku #69

2010-02-14T16:14:00.000-08:00

Haiku #69

I have no reason

to celebrate with haikus

this Valentine's Day.

Eat a hair-covered shit this Valentine's Day!

Haikus #67 and #68

2010-02-14T16:11:00.000-08:00

ew.

I get drunk. Stumble.

But now I'm up and I barf.

Barf Everywhere.

And I'm sick

I got purple and

I got graaaaapes but that doesn't

mean I robotrip.

Haikus #65 and #66

2010-02-09T18:00:00.000-08:00

Dealbreakers

athletic footwear

is never to be mixed with

cut-off sleeve t-shirts.

Dealmakers(?)

creepstaches and short

shorts, although unusual,

I kinda like 'em.

I can see your tighty whities

2010-02-09T17:46:00.000-08:00

They're my favorites:

I love them

But I still think they're on purple and crack.

No.

2010-02-05T14:46:00.001-08:00

Haiku #64

2010-02-03T16:59:00.000-08:00

HELL NA

Everything is

SHIT. Even pop tarts and my

favorite hoodie.

Yeah you.

2010-01-31T21:25:00.000-08:00

You look dysfunctional.

Haikus #62 and #63

2010-01-31T19:38:00.000-08:00

Never wake a sleeping Maddie

Content in my bed.

Who dares disturb my slumber?

You get the finger.

Random Facts

I hate snakes, bad breath

and "going-out" tops. Also:

Fuck Yo Couch Nigga.

Wizard smoke

2010-01-27T18:32:00.000-08:00

dream boy a little after 2:00

Wizard Smoke from Salazar on Vimeo.

oh yeah - I most def stole this from Aaron

Mas cosas

2010-01-25T12:05:00.000-08:00

I feel ya

Pretty things

2010-01-25T11:58:00.001-08:00

got some of these bad boys from here, otherwise I forget

Haiku #61

2010-01-23T17:10:00.000-08:00

Good Romance

Let's wake up next to

each other; content, confused,

still drunk from last night.

Haiku #60

2010-01-21T11:48:00.000-08:00

Bocadillo
If BLT's could

get you drunk, I would be a

grand shit-show right now.

Haikus #56, #57, #58, and #59

2010-01-15T22:43:00.000-08:00

Haze

I'm in love with the

whole damn world. Sometimes it can

get to be too much.

The solution

I couldn't do math

so I did meth now I can

do everything!

Wrote this lil diddy

Drunkkkk kkkk... tomorrow

is really gonna suck balls.

Wanting an escape.

Cancellation.

Designer Drugs show:

Looking so forward to it.

What. the. shit.? hateyou.

school starts tomorrow/ today

2010-01-11T00:42:00.000-08:00

want boys like this

want to look like this

Haiku #55

2010-01-07T01:03:00.000-08:00

Busy Bum

Where are you going

with that determined stride and

can-do attitude?

(oh wait... you're a bum)

as we know it

2010-01-05T02:23:00.000-08:00

Fraaaaankkkk

Haiku #54

2010-01-04T12:45:00.000-08:00

Left on my own

I ate a whole box

of macaroni. It was

so yummy at first...

Haiku #53

2010-01-02T00:34:00.001-08:00

Sleep pregame

Time to drift off; turn

on my favorite song and

thoughts that make me smile.

Haikus #51 and #52

2009-12-31T01:30:00.000-08:00

Poppy tattoo

goin goin back

back to cali cali. But

really... my back hurts.

FTW Saloon

ouchouchouchouch owwwch

This about to hurt like a

muthafucka ouchouch

Henry Miller

2009-12-27T15:33:00.000-08:00

My new hero, and he reminds me of my Poppy (grandpa)

Haiku #50

2009-12-22T00:22:00.000-08:00

All day

You're my favorite

daydream, even when you are right

in front of me.

twinz 4 lyfe

2009-12-19T22:42:00.000-08:00

amiright amiright?

Haikus #45, #46, #47, #48, and #49

2009-12-13T17:45:00.000-08:00

Whoosh

Loose lips might sink ships

But I know that men slip at

the sight of my hips

Actually...

I love every-

thing about you except for

the fact you're not mine

Hey boy

When I say I'm cold,

it's just an invitation:

come here, get closer.

No-shave no-no

Dear dirrrty mustache,

Yes, I see you, but I refuse

to acknowledge you.

Kinda... neh

There are people I

dislike and i love so much:

I treat them the same

I'm on a roll, but the quality of these is debatable. And if you think one is about you, you're wrong.

Haiku #45

2009-12-13T01:02:00.001-08:00

Lip-stain?

See all dis purple

on my lips? It's called wine out

of a can, beetches.

Romping

2009-12-13T00:49:00.000-08:00

fuck yeah Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zero's concert!

Haikus #43 and #44

2009-12-09T22:55:00.000-08:00

Much of Everyone

Please tell me when it's

gonna end. I'm hyper out

of my means, today.

Kid in my hall...

You're creepin and we

both know it, so please avert

your stare somewhere else.

El Tigeraso

2009-12-07T22:33:00.000-08:00

El Tigeraso

MALUCA | MySpace Music Videos

Haikus #41 and #42

2009-12-06T18:42:00.000-08:00

I ain't wrong but...

For god sake's - someone

stop me now. I'm just making

a mess outta me.

Excuses

Poor, lonely snowboard

shoved in the corner; waiting

for me to grow some.

Haiku #40

2009-11-26T18:35:00.000-08:00

Pecan Pie
Just ate my body

weight in turkey: going to

puke. But wait - DESSERT?!?!?

Haikus #38 and #39

2009-11-25T17:24:00.000-08:00

Hell, why not?

A homeless man wants

me to be his wifey. Got

to think about this.

Mi vida en sofa

My motivational

system is bullshit. Eat

or sleep? Sleep or eat?

Haiku #37

2009-11-18T11:50:00.001-08:00

Have you heard my freestyle?

No, I am not black -

But that doesn't mean that I

am not Lil' Weezy

Call me / procrastination

2009-11-15T23:00:00.000-08:00

Haikus #34, #35, and #36

2009-11-15T18:03:00.000-08:00

My understanding of a Lil Wayne song

blowin purple clouds:

I'm so sky high (what the fuck's

he saying?) weezy

Sunday night - 11:57

procrastination

station. I should catch a train

to... maybe later

Learn to speak fluent girl

And by "Aaaaw you look

sooo cute!" I really mean "You

look like a skank, ho."

Haikus #32 and #33

2009-11-13T14:26:00.000-08:00

Grow some and get out

I'm over it and

it's snowing like hell. Please take

me to the mountains!

My Weekend

snowboarding, drinking

smoking, and yummy nom noms;

Love this white blizzard.

It's a wild world

2009-11-09T23:26:00.000-08:00

My head is all over the place trying to catch up with my heart. I think I'm going to hold off from writing haiku's till I can clear my mind and sort things out.* All I can say is that sometimes (all of the time) I like everyone too much. I need to start hating people.

*although I want to do another picture post + haiku's are how I make a living

Haiku #31

2009-11-06T11:11:00.000-08:00

Today will be a

good day. "Why" you say? Because

I fucking say so.

good music:

I love kids:

Haikus #29 and #30

2009-11-04T22:12:00.000-08:00

Strep throat

I want to get high-

so high my head is in the

clouds; toes in the dirt.

Plan B

No, I want to run

away. Away from my mind

to an In-N-Out.

mood swings up the spout

2009-11-03T22:05:00.001-08:00

funk this shit

2009-11-02T22:31:00.000-08:00

Too much on my mind for haiku's... some amateur poetry will do I guess? (sorry for profanity but my vocabulary is limited)

I feel like curling up in my fuzzy blanket.

There I can attempt to ignore my thoughts

but my dreams won't be about the future;

more like about You as a monstrous villain or

perhaps as ecstasy in human form.

Either way - it's unhealthy.

And I don't want to be sick.

But I am sick and it's not the swine flu

nor is it in my head. It's in my heart -

the vital organ that secretly despises me

and, like a dick, leads me to love too easily.

Ha, but I'm not easy.

So who is wrong here?

Because it most certainly is not me...

but that would mean it is You. And it can't be

You because without me there would be

no misunderstanding which leads my brain,

made of cells and tissues,

to rip and shred apart like overused tights.

Ouch. My heart decided to follow this trend as well.

Shit - I think I'm going to go hide in my fuzzy,

yellow blanket where my thoughts can't find me.

You will be there, too.

Haikus #27 and #28

2009-10-30T23:11:00.000-07:00

Love thou biotch.

love is like a song,

y'know the one about pimps

and ho's and scrillas?

Just putting it out there

I should warn you - I

can be very deceptive,

but also very dumb.

Costume ideas

2009-10-24T19:02:00.001-07:00

checkout them toes - mmm...

cholaaaa

cuz I'm funky fresh

or just a bad ass, but that wouldn't really be a costume, would it?

Haiku #26

2009-10-22T21:44:00.000-07:00

Every day time second

Lifting me higher

till I forget where I am-

but you bring me back.

God I'm so fucking corny, somebody give me a good dose of pessimism.

*edit: this was written for my peanut butter and banana sandwich, wish I had clarified that earlier, sorry dudes

Haiku #25

2009-10-14T20:15:00.000-07:00

I deleted this one, it sucked

Gramma's going wild

2009-10-13T14:53:00.000-07:00

I have a shit ton of random pictures saved up on my computer. I would credit sources, but I can't remember because...well. I might add more random images later

Haikus #23 and #24

2009-10-11T16:30:00.000-07:00

That annoying song you hate

Play count: thirty-six

I will listen ten more times

and I do not care.

Hhrr

the sound that is "hhhh"

does not compare to that made

by the mighty "rrrr"

Haikus #21 and #22

2009-10-10T15:37:00.000-07:00

These two haikus come from the fact that every 13 out of 14 meals in my week comes from the cafeteria.

I'll pass

Made of lard, vomit

or perhaps both? "Special sauce"-

you do not fool me.

Rude? I have a goal.

hurry up your fat

ass - I gots to go get my

soft-serve ice cream on.

Haiku #20

2009-10-04T15:06:00.000-07:00

I wish we were each other's to have

You're teasing me with

untold jokes and kisses that

will never take place.

haikus #18 and #19

2009-10-01T17:58:00.000-07:00

An ode is better than a gift card to Barnes and Noble

This is a tribute

to outshine any honor

you might have thought of.

From the Bay

I could be gangsta

but I'd rather be shanking

unicorns, instead.

Haikus #16 and #17

2009-09-29T14:49:00.000-07:00

Hey remember that time we went camping?

trapped in my actions,

or perhaps a loose cuccoon.

Nope, I'm in a tent.

Yeah, I'm still in that tent

So she walks into a bar...

My humor is cold

But I want to keep telling

Hellen Keller jokes.

Haiku #15

2009-09-17T15:27:00.000-07:00

A Freaky Dream: Part I

"you are a victim

of all the rules you live by,"

the Shaman told me.

Ok - so I just wanted to use that quote but whatever, I'm on a roll. And I'm pissed... so maybe some angry haikus?

Haikus #12, #13, and #14

2009-09-14T18:37:00.000-07:00

I gots no patience

waiting by my phone

just chillin', more like. Ok...

NOW TEXT ME BACK BETCH

Keep that thing away from me

Like a flossy rag

Slowly devouring your head:

Your weave really sucks.

How creepy am I right now / god i'm creepy

I won't pretend like

I know you well - i don't. We should

Totally kick it.

Haiku #11

2009-09-13T13:16:00.000-07:00

like some bad shit or like something

you know something's fo

real when boys say "OHMYGOD"

like seriously.

Kind of like when they read LeLove? It's so mushy and cute I can hardly take it yet I read it a lot anyways

I pity the fool

2009-09-01T22:53:00.000-07:00

who doesn't follow Mr. T's fashion advice:

Haikus #9 and #10

2009-08-27T15:14:00.000-07:00

I HATE YOU

oh, you sinister,

benevolent, and scheming

punk-ass Furbie betch.

CAN I BE A SPACE NERD?

I see nebulons

and OMG Big Dipper!

Outerspace - hells yes.

Right now, my face:

2009-08-24T08:52:00.001-07:00

Attractive, right?

Time to go start my collegiate career

Haiku #8

2009-08-19T23:40:00.000-07:00

Yes I Kiss my Mother with this Mouth

Bad Mamba Jamba:

three words to describe me -

so simple and sweet.

Does this even make sense? I've been awake for 20 hours, sorry.

Haiku #7

2009-08-16T20:04:00.000-07:00

Today I was on a boat (muthafucka) or Near death experience

Sir, slow the hell down -

Is you trying to kill me?

Fuck nautical life.

Haikus #5 and #6

2009-08-13T00:15:00.000-07:00

Tonight I had really hard time writing something funny. Tomorrow I leave for college and I won't see a lot of people for a few months - which really isn't the worst thing ever on the list of possible heartwrenching stuff that could happen.

So here's one haiku that's actually a little serious and a haiku that's FOREAL. (it's not easy to think of a title for something meaningful unless it has something to do with nature, politics, babies or some other similar sentimental crap - so that's that... not going to explain)

Miss a turn/move 3 spaces back

I, dreading goodbye,

Exhale to gain composure

(comes out like a sigh)

Teenager at a graduation party

People, wagging their smiles

at my scared, spastic presence

are not comforting.

Haiku #4

2009-08-09T00:19:00.000-07:00

This is a collaboration haiku.

A WHAT?

A collaboration, is what I said.

On being fancy and starting a new life.

At a precipice

With Martinelli's in stow

On we boldly go.

Haiku #3

2009-08-07T17:00:00.001-07:00

Traveling

At Haiku Hotel

I keep my poems cozy

In a mini fridge.

This is what happens when I write without really thinking - yay or nay?

Haiku #2

2009-08-05T23:58:00.000-07:00

Packing

Today, joy is mine.

For I have accomplished much:

I found a pop tart.

I guess I'm giving this suckers away for free like sparkly, phoenetically pleasing hairballs.

one of the best moments this summer...so far.

Haiku #1

2009-08-04T17:53:00.000-07:00

I wrote this Haiku last night before a rousing game of Quelf

I'm very well traveled but...

Who's cheese dipped goat balls

And nude beach babies with guns?

For'ners fuck shit up.

summer ends in 10 days.

2009-08-03T14:28:00.000-07:00

I want money, cars, and ho's. End of story. I've done so much this past summer but I don't think I'm going to say anything because...I'm ending this blog. Sorry.

Maybe I'll write one of my sentimental haiku's from time to time, but I know I'm not going to feel like keeping this thing up in college.

Weekend at the cabin

That beer spattered laugh

It's hilarious. OK-

passing out drunk

PACE.

not defunct

2009-07-05T09:29:00.000-07:00

I'm still in Israel, maybe I'll never leave? Actually no.

Not sure whether or not I'll keep posting once I get back. Probably I shall do that very thing. Yes, I shall.

Also, I graduated that damn K12 thing since I last posted, feels good to be my own boss, ya dig?